Ziad
the newcomer (a.k.a. you)
“I'm bored (mesh I'm boring!)”
Ysallem 3aleik Hello there, I am Ziad, and I am definitely bored but not boring. مرحبا، أنا زياد، وأنا أكيد حاسس بالملل بس مش ممل.
Ziad wsel min Lebnen min tlet asabi3 w ma3o kam kelme english w ktir tumou7. Howwe l 'katastrofa l mahdoume' — ya3ne enta: kel ghalta bye3mela, enta fik tetjannaba. Byjarreb, byghlat, byed7ak 3a 7alo, w hek shwayy shwayy 3am yle2e sawto 3a Elm Row.